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Borderline illegal Mac and Cheese

This is a Mac + Cheese recipe that I learnt from the OMG BBQ course.

It is truly frightening how decadent it is; I have never seen so much cheese go into one recipe. And that’s not even considering the amount of cream to add to it.

This is the recipe dictated by the owner so I haven’t tried cooking it myself; but the results were the most gooey, artery clogging, heart stopping Mac n Cheese I have ever tasted.

The Legend behind the recipe

The legend where this recipe originates from is from a “gangster” living in America; involved in all sorts of violence and drugs. One day an epiphany came to him that he was heading towards a very early grave.

So he got out of crime, went to rehab to got clean and opened up a BBQ restaurant/food van.

But he was looking for ideas to expand his business.

Using his former life’s intuition and the opportunities that some US states has leagalised cannabis; he realised there was a market for good “munchies” food at cannabis festivals that are regularly held.

The problem with some food truck’s menu choice; hot chips are a bottleneck to the process. Quite often people are waiting for chips to be cooked.

He was searching for something that he can serve with BBQ meats, very quick and easy to make, not a bottleneck in a food truck business and satisfies the festival goers particular needs.

This is when he came up with this recipe for Mac and Cheese.

The Recipe

Guesstimate serves 8 people

Ingredients

  • 500g Macaroni pasta shapes
  • 1kg Tasty cheese – grated
  • 50gm Parmesan cheese – grated
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1L Thicken cream
  • 2 tsp ground Black pepper
  • 2 tsp Garlic Powder (Guesstimate – chef did it by feel)
  • 2 tsp Onion powder (Guesstimate – chef did it by feel)
  • 2 tsp Smoked Paprika (Guesstimate – chef did it by feel)
  • Extra Paprika for dusting on top

Method

  1. Pre-heat an oven to 160°c .
  2. Cook the pasta to packet instructions. Drain the pasta and allow it to cool slightly.
  3. Reserve a cup of grated cheese.
  4. Meanwhile in a large bowl; add in remaining cheese, eggs, thickened cream and seasonings. Gently mix to combine.
  5. Once the pasta is cool enough; add into the bowl and stir to combine everything.
  6. Pour into a baking dish. Sprinkle over reserved cheese and dust evenly with paprika.
  7. Place on a tray to catch the drippings and bake for 25min until lightly brown on top.
  8. Rest for 5min and then serve

Notes

While I don’t think one’s cardiologist would recommend eating this every day; I do see some potential as using this recipe as a base. This would be a show stopping comfort food on a cold winter’s night; either served as a side, or as a main with some nice bread.

One thing I would change from the base recipe that we were taught is to under cook the pasta by a couple of minutes. This will prevent it from going too mushy in the final product.

Other things I was thinking:

  • Don’t use pre-grated cheese – the additives in it don’t make the cheese melt as well.
  • Add some creamy compatible vegetables like pumpkin, broccoli, mushrooms and/or corn to it.
  • Instead of smoked paprika, use nutmeg
  • Experiment with a different combination of cheeses to add a more complex flavour.

How to make Toffee Apples (Dentist’s nightmare)

Our kid had his seventh birthday party coming up.

My wife wanted to invite the whole prep class to his party; with the ulterior motive that all the kids in the class will be invited to at least one party for the year.

The sentiment was nice – but the reality was that we had 40+ kids at a party.

I was given the task of making a gift bags.

I wanted to do something different from the usual gift bags that we get in Australia so after a family discussion we decided this is what will be the base of the gift bags:

  • Pokemon cards (you can buy bulk lots on ebay)
  • A custom Geocache location as a treasure hunt
  • Seed bombs
  • A toffee apple

Dangers of Sugar Napalm

Deep frying and molten sugar scares me.  Any liquid that can be heated up hotter than boiling water in my mind is very dangerous (I was burnt by hot soup when I was a kid)

A good YouTube video had some good safety instructions:

  • Wear long pants and shirt
  • Wear enclosed footwear 
  • Have a large container of water on standby so if you get molten sugar on you; you plunge the affected area in the water as quick as possible
I would also keep kids at a safe distance until an appropriate age to help out.

Recipe

Based off the following video with a few modifications

  • I didn’t use cinnamon hard lollies 
  • Added Raspberry essence   

Ingredients

Makes about 20 small toffee apples

  • 20 small “Snacking” Granny smith apples
  • 850g of white granulated sugar
  • 340ml of water
  • 170g of Glucose syrup 
  • 10 drops of red food colouring
  • 10 drops of Raspberry essence (note this might need to be experimented with depending on the strength of the essence  
  • Sturdy sticks for the handle

 

Method

Night before

  1. Wash the apples in very hot water to remove the wax coating
  2. Push the sticks in the base of the apple and ensure they are solidly in place 
  3. Place in fridge overnight to chill

On the day

1. In a heavy based spotlessly clean saucepan; mix together the sugar, water and syrup. 

Pro tip – put the saucepan on the scales and pour the syrup directly in.  If you measure the syrup out in an individual container – you will be forever struggling with a sticky mess of transferring syrup from one container to another 

2. Stir the contents very well to ensure all the water and sugar is mixed thoroughly together

3. Place pan on medium heat on the stove and bring to the boil.  Cover pan with the lid and allow to boil gently for 5 minutes

4. Uncover the pan and insert the sugar thermometer in the pot.  Boil without stirring until the temperature reaches 138°C (280 F)

This step might take a while as first the water have to boil off.  This is why the temperature will stall at 100°C for a while as the water evaporates.  Once all the water has boiled off – the bubbles will change into lager and slower bubbles.

Don’t leave the pot unattended as the temperature rise will happen without warning.

5. When the temperature reaches 138°C; add in the food colouring and Raspberry extract drops.  Distribute the drops in different locations so it is easier for the boiling sugar to mix through.

6. While waiting for the sugar to reach the correct temperature:

  • Take the apples out of the fridge and dry off the condensation.
  • Prepare some trays to put the finished toffee apples on.

7. Once the temperature reaches the “hard crack” stage of 150°C (300 F); remove the pan from the heat.  Wait a short while for the bubbles to subside.

8. Dip an apple in the sugar syrup and quickly but carefully turn it to get the thinnest coat possible on the apple. Allow the toffee apple to drain the excess liquid off before placing it on the prepared tray.

Whether you go right up to the stick or leave a little gap at the top is the dealer’s choice.  

If the sugar syrup is staring to get too sticky – reheat on the stove again to bring it up to temperature

8. Wait until the toffee is cool (should be quick with cold apples) and enjoy.

Notes

  • I think the kids enjoy it as a novelty of something different.  It also brings back nostalgia memories in the older generation.
  • The recipe scales well.  I did a half recipe as a tester and then to make 40 toffee apples we doubled the recipe.
  • A “Candy” thermometer is indispensable for someone starting off making sugary treats.  Well worth the $20 investment
  • To clean the pot afterwards – fill it up in water and bring it to the boil to remove the stuck sugar
  • Once the toffee apples are cooled down and no longer sticky – bag them up or put them in an air tight container.  They should last a couple of days depending on the temperature and humidity – five days is starting to push it.
  • The Glucose syrup can be substituted with honey – although I haven’t tried
  • You can try different flavourings for the sugar syrup – such as almond, strawberry.  I even saw a “Toffee apple” essence in shop that I brought the Raspberry essence from.